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Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day
Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you
by your local girlfriend October 8, 2020
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cat girl services

cat girl services is the main operation of the CGL (cat girl legion) and includes people paying for various sexual pleasures
yo man i got the cat girl services yesterday
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.
Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.
by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021
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cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.
my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her
by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025
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Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.
Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.
by User6669420 April 27, 2019
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Eat A Cat Day

Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
by Ieatcats September 17, 2021
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Cats

The definition of purrfect.
Cats are the most wonderful thing in the world and no one can change my mind.
Cats are amazing
by miniisepic January 15, 2022
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