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Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
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Mexican Coleslaw

When a woman rides a guy and right as he’s about to cum she farts and cups the Fart in her hand and makes him smell it.
She gave Zach a Mexican coleslaw in return for yelling at her yesterday.
by Barnabus Collins May 8, 2021
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Mexitarian

A person who does not eat meat except when around Mexican relatives consuming traditional Mexican cuisine.
Juana practices Mexitarianism so that she can eat her abuela’s carne asada tacos without having to explain that she doesn’t eat meat normally.
by EarnestEarnesto May 9, 2021
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Mexican mud slide

Shitting on a water slide and sliding down it with a dildo on your head causing your entire body to enter a woman’s vagina at the bottom
Me and your mum did a “Mexican mud slide”last night
by Live laugh May 18, 2021
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Mexican

Tortilla, taco, burrito, senor, a las 3 am
Mexican tortilla porno
by SexHoundSmtih May 18, 2021
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Mexican Deluxe

When you take anal beads out of a women’s ass and swallow all the shit that comes out of it
Ripa gave McGuire a Mexican Deluxe last night
by auxzq May 27, 2021
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mexpat

Someone who is a citizen of any other country besides Mexico, that has committed to living, part or full time in Mexico as a retiree, investor, digital nomad, or long term vacationer. This individual may also be mildly obsessed with a "paradise lifestyle" and all that it represents in his/her fantasy. Mexpats are passionate about the Mexican lifestyle, culture, low cost of living, and of course the amazing food and recreational opportunities this diverse country offers.
When Paul became fed up with his life in America, he decided to become a Mexpat and live most of the year on the beach in Mexico.
by Will Paradise Guy Narod May 27, 2021
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