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John

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩
by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021
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john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
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John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name
by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023
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Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly
I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number
by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017
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john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.
by winky face November 3, 2021
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John West

Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.
Look at this John West mother fucker right here. Eww gross, he's making out with his cousin.
by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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