John

John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it

Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!

by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Egbert

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

john mac bonnett

the original mung creator

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"

by almond.moose August 22, 2021

John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021