John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

John Cena

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

Person 1: Do you know who John Cena is?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: Get your ass outta my house.

by asdfafadgdagdasfgasdfga May 17, 2021

John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017