2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

April 2

This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.

Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!

by nikki is very swaggers April 1, 2021

`/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt

ABSOLUTE HIGHEST BIGGEST LEVEL OF BORDEOM! I DONT GET HOW YOU ARE THIS BORED! ITS WAY TO IMPOSSIBLE TO BE THIS BORED!

Brother: Vivian, Did You Do Your Homework?
*Brother Looks At Vivians Screen*
Vivians screen: `/z=1.x-2,c0m4v9n5b876qlapkwsijeduhefygt
Brother: You Are That Bored!? How About I Drop You Off At Kayla's House After You Finish Your Homework.

by Mooci000 May 4, 2022

December 2

The day everyone skips school

Honey wake up it’s time for school

It’s December 2nd I’m not going

by Kguenther70 October 29, 2019

mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.

I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.

by dude June 21, 2003

2 Goat

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye

did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.

by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021