I Plead the 5th

A term that mostly black people say

Tyrone: I PLEAD THE 5TH

Cop: I Do not Care Blacky

by Scar The Cat November 26, 2022

i dunno notheen

Suitable for use when acting like a clueless foreigner. Must be said in funny accent. Bound to be a sitcom catchprase one day.

"Hey, where'd the weed I left on the table go?"
(raises hands, shrugs shoulders) "I donno notheen!"

by ivor January 12, 2005

i-can't spell

definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"

definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.

Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!

What?

No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.

by That smart kid in your class February 15, 2010

i never wash this

when you don't wash something

Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!

by mike the coolest May 8, 2004

i hate lamp

What a person says when they hate a particular lamp in a home.

Frankie: Man, what a awesome house you have here.
Susie: Thanks, homeboy. Do you really mean it?
Frankie: Yeah, except for that damn lighting fixture. I hate lamp!

by Big Jim! May 22, 2006

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do!

A song made by Parry Gripp and Nathan Mazur. It's a very cute and catchy song.

I love My Kitty Cat, yes I do! I love my kitty cat, oh I do! And all I want to do is to give it lots of love, give it lots of love, and a kiss and a hug!!

by CatLADY01720 March 12, 2021

I Like Tacos

When your phones auto correct says I have a boner instead of I like tacos.

Alexis: "Hey Bek, whatcha wanna eat tonight?"
Bek: "I have a boner"
Bek: "I mean i like tacos!!"

by manfrmearth December 17, 2011