Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
Get the Party Toiletmug. Cheska’s invention.
by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019
Get the Daylight Savings Time Partymug. one that can be called upon to arrive at potentially dull party events when numbers and moral are low, bringing large groups of partying types to liven up and save not only the party but the reputation of the host.
-hey gazza this party is sucking bro! anything we can do to liven up the night?
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!
-yeah mate im all over it. il give my mate steve a call. that man's a portable party! he'l bring a truck load of people with him.
-right on!!
by dr greasy March 8, 2012
Get the portable partymug. The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.
The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
Get the National Partymug. The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
Get the two-party checkmug. From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.
Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.
by dolebludgersgetout November 7, 2019
Get the party piesmug. by Silverrrrrr January 27, 2024
Get the Fluff Partymug.