The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

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Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

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short rock

a rock hard (muscled) short person

happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!

by 1734axc March 29, 2009

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Rock Paper Scissors

A technique Goku uses in the anime Dragon Ball.

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The rock paper scissors technique, the user shouts "Jan Ken", then a name corresponding to the attack: "Gu", equals rock and will be a strong punch. "Chyoki", equals scissors and will be a poke in the eyes. "Pa", equals paper and will be an open palm strike. In censored dubs of Dragon Ball, the scissor part is cut.

by o_o <(...) April 27, 2013

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