puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.

Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.

by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014

special fleet

A group of straight guy friends who have a love for exploring each other's glory holes via penetration station

Buddies bending over for each other = Special Fleet

by TheMountainMan December 4, 2014

Food Flewzee

A food flewzee- someone who does anything for a free bit of food.

Jenaynay did not really care for Spencerella, but Spencerella brought everyone stale doughnuts and the food flewzee became his best friend.

by therealist_mgo September 22, 2014

Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015

Dusty Fletcher

Unused sex organ, meaning implying the organs is covered in dust from disuse. Insult to total virgin.

Gotta grease up the dusty fletcher.

He's such a virgin, what a fucken dusty fletcher. His cheese is made of dust.

I'm saving myself for marriage, I have a total dusty fletcher.

Something about a bucket of grease and a rag on a stick. the ol dusty fletcher is getting a greasin tonight.

It's been so long since I got banged that a cloud of dust just came out of my fletcher.

Queefing dust.

by okalydokaly September 5, 2015