trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
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>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
by juasjuasie June 3, 2017
Get the Trump's law mug.when you cannot argue a topic or point so you jump into a logical fallacy. either unwittingly or on purpose.
“Congrats, you just Trumped — when logic fails, fallacies prevail.”
“Trumped: the act of dodging facts by diving face-first into fallacies.”
“That’s not a rebuttal, that’s just you getting Trumped.”
“You didn’t argue my point, you Trumped it — classic dodge.”
“Every time you hit a wall of logic, you get Trumped and start throwing fallacies like confetti.”
“Fallacies on deck, arguments in check — you just Trumped yourself.”
“You’ve been Trumped — thanks for playing.”
“Trumped: the act of dodging facts by diving face-first into fallacies.”
“That’s not a rebuttal, that’s just you getting Trumped.”
“You didn’t argue my point, you Trumped it — classic dodge.”
“Every time you hit a wall of logic, you get Trumped and start throwing fallacies like confetti.”
“Fallacies on deck, arguments in check — you just Trumped yourself.”
“You’ve been Trumped — thanks for playing.”
by Rammuh September 25, 2025
Get the Trumped mug.I can’t go to the beach this weekend because the salon screwed up and gave me a trump. Now I’m too embarrassed to be seen in public!
by Rebecca117 June 23, 2021
Get the Trump mug.Trump Earshot is basically when something bad almost happened to you but you managed to avoid it very narrowly
by Nfgsus July 30, 2024
Get the Trump Earshot mug.Taking a country (America) away from corrupt Democrats and Rinos and giving it back to Patriotic Americans so it doesn't end up like Libya or Haiti or anywhere else they decided to "help".
Man it's a good thing the US didn't end up like NoKo.
Yeah we definitely needed to be Trumped by who else but Trump. BC should've married someone who knew how to Clinton a lot better.
Yeah we definitely needed to be Trumped by who else but Trump. BC should've married someone who knew how to Clinton a lot better.
by Robotchef April 5, 2018
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