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Usa shit

What foreigners say when they see some hypocritical american comment on the internet.
Did this americunt just said america number 1!!?? how about he looks at his country's social issues, the government brainwashing, sjw shitstorms and black people demandings before talking shit of other countries? Fucking usa shit
by Noonecareswhoiam February 6, 2018
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shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.
Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
by Jacobss January 23, 2019
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Shit Talker

A person who talks with shit in their mouth all day everyday
by cat dog animal November 11, 2019
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speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes
kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?
by meme loop December 7, 2020
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Tingle Shits

The urge to pass, and the actual passing of a stool while under the effects of beta alanine; an ingredient typically found in pre-workout; which causes a full body "tingling" or itch. Normally occurs at the early stages of a gym session but can strike at any time.
Ryan: Where the fuck is Simon? He's supposed to PR SSP.

Mathias: He said he got the tingle shits and ran to the bathroom

Joey: This C4 is hitting me bad, ive gotta shit too!
by PunishedCheesecake August 28, 2022
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That CrDnlSn Shit

When a masked rapper consistently puts out dope, hardcore rap music for earholez all over the earth.
Oh man, there he go on that CrDnlSn shit again!
by CrDnlSn May 30, 2021
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Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.
1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.
by Born worse ones May 24, 2019
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