Gas station parfait

When a man performs a creampie on another in a gas station restroom, it's fruity, creamy and topped with nuts.

"That was one hell of a gas station parfait" he said as he toweled off his face

by Oops all nuts March 12, 2026

Nation State Habitus

The embodied, preconscious dispositions shaped by the fusion of nation and state into a single experienced reality—the sense that political boundaries and cultural identity naturally align. Nation State Habitus is the internalized feeling that the state you live in is your state, that its territory is your homeland, that its institutions express your national character. It's the unexamined assumption that French people should live in France, governed by French institutions, speaking French, and that any deviation from this alignment feels wrong. This habitus makes the nation-state seem natural rather than historical, inevitable rather than constructed. It's what produces the visceral discomfort when boundaries don't align with identity—the sense that something has gone wrong with reality itself.

Example: "He felt genuine distress when he crossed into the region where the national minority lived—not prejudice, but his Nation State Habitus misfiring. The map in his head showed a continuous nation-state; the reality of mixed populations violated his internalized sense of how the world should be ordered."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Nation State Capital

The accumulated resources and advantages that flow from membership in a nation-state that successfully combines cultural identity with political sovereignty. Nation State Capital includes everything from the practical (a passport that matches your identity, so you're never questioned as belonging) to the symbolic (the psychological security of being in the majority, of seeing your culture reflected in institutions, of never being asked "where you're really from"). Those with abundant Nation State Capital experience their identity and their citizenship as seamless—they don't have to explain, justify, or defend their belonging. Those without it (national minorities within states, diasporic communities, stateless nations) experience constant friction: their national identity and their state membership don't align, and this misalignment costs energy, opportunity, and sometimes safety. Nation State Capital explains why nationalism feels different for majority and minority nations—one group experiences their identity as naturally sovereign; the other experiences it as a struggle for recognition.

Example: "He never thought about his nationality until he met someone from a stateless nation. His Nation State Capital was so abundant he didn't even notice it—his identity and his citizenship had always matched perfectly, so he assumed that was just how the world worked."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Nation-State Orthodoxy

The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about nation-states that dominate political discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions that the world is and should be divided into sovereign states, that each state represents a nation, that borders are natural, that state sovereignty is legitimate, and that the nation-state is the proper unit of political organization. Nation-state orthodoxy includes specific commitments: that every people should have their own state, that states have rights to control borders, that international law should respect sovereignty, that the nation-state system is the only viable way to organize global politics. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for political understanding, but it functions as ideology—making the nation-state system seem natural and eternal, obscuring its historical contingency and its violence, and delegitimizing alternative forms of political organization (empires, federations, confederations, anarchist arrangements). Nation-state orthodoxy determines what counts as "realistic" in international relations, what political arrangements are "legitimate," and who counts as a "serious" political actor versus a dreamer.

Example: "He couldn't imagine political organization beyond the nation-state—not because he'd examined alternatives, but because nation-state orthodoxy had made the current system seem like simply how the world is. The orthodoxy's power is making contingency feel like necessity."

by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

Crony State

A state where public institutions are captured by private interests through networks of personal relationships. Regulatory agencies serve industry, procurement goes to friends, the judiciary protects the powerful, and the security apparatus enforces the interests of the connected. The state still functions—taxes are collected, laws are passed, services are nominally delivered—but its purpose is to enrich a connected few rather than serve citizens. The crony state is what happens when the public sphere becomes a private playground for elite networks.

Example: "The roads were built by a company owned by the minister's cousin, the permits were approved by the minister's former law partner, and the oversight was handled by the minister's brother-in-law. The crony state: public resources, private pockets."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Billi-state

A new term for oligarchy that is more relevant. Basically a state run by billionaires. Where the people no longer hold the power, the people with money do.

America is such a billi-state it’s ridiculous.

by billistatecreator February 8, 2025

United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: United States Of America Ferrerra: Twix Genital Prank

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025