Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper

me: i had a big poop!!!

by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017

poop

ur mom

ur mom is pooping

by ur mom 19084 July 27, 2020

poop

brown solid or liquid (diarrhea ) stuff that comes out of your weird hole thing that's in between your butt cheeks

i just took a GIANT poop

by momfoundthepoopsock101 April 8, 2019

poop-

Poop- , you messed up something, and you don't wanna cuss but you want to say something so it sounds like you messed up.

You : Oh poop-
Me : What?
You : I messed up on the project.
(It can be used in a conversation)

by Oofmahlife October 4, 2020

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

poop

the stuff that comes out of ur butt

oh no i pooped m pants

by anonymous April 26, 2022