A very versatile word that can be used in place of tomfoolery or can be uses to describe a situation that's poopy and cummy.
by Vptheogsince93 March 9, 2025
Get the Poop Cummerymug. The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".
by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022
Get the Poop Hatmug. a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop
green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea
nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea
fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop
green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea
nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea
fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper
by pookiesgramma November 4, 2017
Get the poopmug. by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025
Get the Poop Pee Barf Beefmug. The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
Get the poop strawmug. The Peek-A-Boo Poop:
You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.
The Ghost Poop:
You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.
The Gassy Max:
You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.
The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)
The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.
The Friendly poop:
Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and would appear to go down the hole. It will then constantly return to the surface to annoy you. Flush quickly when its at the top, or the poop will just slip back once you flush.
The Ghost Poop:
You will feel the crap crawling out, but you see nothing in the toilet. Sometimes a varient of the Peek-A-Boo poop.
The Gassy Max:
You will think its just a fart, but suddenly, a wet, smelly poop will appear. Generally comes a bit before Diarrhea.
The Professianal Poop (AKA the American Poop)
The moment your ass hits the toilet seat, this poop will flare out of ass. It is painful. It is not Diarrhea. It simply hurts, and not much comes out. Brace until its gone.
The Friendly poop:
Comes out of your ass easily. Feels good, and is pretty clean. This is the dream poop.
The Titanic poop:
A massive poop. Sometimes called a Lincoln Log. Push it out and gasp at its size.
The Giant poop:
A huge poop. Bigger then life. Hope for the best. If you are unlucky, this will rupture your bowels and kill you. If you are lucky, this will create a huge poop. Don't flush, bring all of your buddies over to gape and gasp at its size. Take pictures. You might have made a world record.
by Zzzara July 4, 2021
Get the Poopmug. Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.
by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019
Get the Boot-poopmug.