a john howard

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows
She looks like she's had a john howard
by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022
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John

Sexy ….Amazing style.The definition of a perfect man.Protector, Loyal and honorable.Every girl dreams to be with a John.If you find one keep him.Never let him go.Your in luck ladies because John is the Bomb.com.
You must be with a John I can tell by that huge grin on your face.Damn girl what did you do last night?
by Channahm July 28, 2021
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John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.
by A&Please me July 10, 2022
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John

The most understanding person ever . Caring and lovable he will love u no mater what . He loves his brother and friends . Hangs out with them 24/7
Hey why are u blushing ?!

John loves me ❤️
by Carter t September 30, 2020
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John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever
by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021
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john ogelby

The best drummer MILKK has ever had. Won't ever find him without a hat/beanie on. A sweet heart but very shy.
You know John Ogelby?

The best drummer in milkk? yes I know him.
by coco4548 October 27, 2019
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John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”
Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”
by Meneer P September 30, 2021
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