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Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
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by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024
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Waitin' on Joe

We're supposed to start work down on the river today.
And for Joe and me, it's some pretty good pay.
Now, I was countin' on him
To be at the dock by ten.
A week's pay says he's still at home,

'Cause the boy's in his own time zone
I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Yeah.
Towboat's a leavin' 'cause it don't care.
What's not on board and who's not there.
Once that whistle blows,
Down the mighty river it rolls.
Man if I could be more like that,
I'd get on with my life and never look back.
Instead of waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
And he's in a hurry,
'Cause he's runnin' behind.
Now I'm not one to worry,
But I've got a real bad feeling this time.
Oh, oh, oh, whoa.
'Cause sirens are crying all through this town.
And one old boy said Joe never slowed down.
It was that 12 O'clock train,
So he didn't feel a thing,
Lord, . I believe that my brother's all right,
Still I'm prayin' he'll just give me a sign.
Yeah, I'm a waitin' on Joe, whaddya know.
Time flies fast and he is slower than a.

I told him over and over: "Now don't you be late."
Ah, but like always,
I'm just sittin' on go,
And waitin' on Joe.
Waitin' on Joe.
by Death Menace September 12, 2023
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Joe mama

When you get committed a joe mama you will feel the epic, never ending pain of embarrassment
Guy: “I know you cheated on me”
Girl: “what?”
Guy: “that’s fine because I’ve been cheating on you with Joe anyway”
Girl: “who’s Joe?”
Guy: “😈JOE MAMA”
by Le anonymous yes? October 29, 2019
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Joe

Usually a red headed Irish fucker with a toupee who resorts to bullshit because he's always baking an egg loaf in video games. Tends to use the bog constantly.
Person 1: Hey where's joe?
Person 2: Oh he's in the bog baking an egg loaf out of his asshole after that 0 and 18 performance.
by my pronouns are that/guy April 15, 2023
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Joe

Joe. Sometimes shorthand for the name Jonathan, the name has become infamous for "Joe Mama" Jokes on the internet.
Person 1: Hi Joe!
Person 2: Who's Joe?
Joe: That's me.
by Joe Official May 10, 2021
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Smokey Joe

When you smoke strong weed and you cough immediately after. Your cough is normally a lot harder and more painful.
Friend "gives him a zoot*

Other Friend "takes a toke"

Other Friend "coughs VIOLENTLY"

Friend "YOOOO he got that smokey joeeee"
by Smokey Joe 99 May 16, 2022
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Don't be a moe be a joe

"Don't be a Mo, be a Joe..."
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
by Beyond the horizon July 1, 2022
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