man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005
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If someone says I wuv you, that normally means, they like you, or they just dont like you.
If someone says I wuv you, that normally means, they like you, or they just dont like you.
I wuv you, means you are prob getting friend zoned. Or you friend is just being a Ass.
"I hate you"
"I wuv you more"
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"I wuv you more"
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i hate eskimos almost as much as i hate lewis's sister, even though she gives wonderful chewin(see chewin).
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"Me, myself and I"
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Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.
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Get the Me, Myself and I mug.definition one: When you type so fast on your iPhone that things get misspelled and you don't notice till right before you tap "send"
definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.
definition two: when you are texting someone on your iPhone and even though you spell something the way you meant for it, the auto-correct changes it when you click send and you have to explain what you meant to your friend.
Dude I rolled so hard on the floor at that!
What?
No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.
What?
No I meant to say lol'd but have a bit of i-can't spell.
by That smart kid in your class February 15, 2010
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