Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
by CPap April 6, 2007
Get the Douche-bag-no-lightsmug. by PhunkDoc July 26, 2009
Get the Grip a bag of chipsmug. by yo Huge January 20, 2008
Get the strap on a feed bagmug. by stuey_boy February 6, 2009
Get the Wobbly Fun Bagsmug. "Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.
Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
by 28052010 September 2, 2010
Get the Chef's Pleasure Bagmug. Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.
by sunshine589 May 18, 2009
Get the Double Douche Bagmug. Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.
These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.
by G-ruNdZ March 30, 2009
Get the Squandering slut bagmug.