English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

English breakfast by Nick Off April 22, 2021

banger breakfast

When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast

“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”

banger breakfast by Noscercof27 May 23, 2021

Hot Breakfast 

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH

Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!

Hot Breakfast by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Brexit Breakfast 

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.

I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!

Brexit Breakfast by L777GMA June 22, 2021

Jalapeño Breakfast 

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

Jalapeño Breakfast by Portemento July 22, 2021

Peegles Breakfast

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.

Dude I’m so hungover, I can’t wait for our Peegles Breakfast so we can recover

Peegles Breakfast by Vtethers July 16, 2021

Bitch Breaking

When a person is approaching a jump on a bike, scooter, skateboard, etc... pussies out of going forward with the jump.

C'mon Jeff you can do it! What are you doing?! Why are you bitch breaking?

Bitch Breaking by Alek Wright August 23, 2021