ass picker

a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut butter n does not wipe his or her ass completely, allowing 4 peanut butter dingle berry's 2 form.

when naveed's ass itches he picks at it making him an ass picker

by erik packer November 29, 2007

ass trick

1. Butthole artistry
2. Button on the keyboard

I have to use my pinkie AND index finger to correctly hit the ass trick

by kmurmur January 11, 2009

Ass Salad

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.

They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)

by Marty B63 January 20, 2009

Ass groove

See Butt Marks

Ass grooves were left from sitting on the coach all day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Ass intrusion

When you are penertrated from behind, without consent

"Jimmy pass the spanner"
"No.I think I'll intrude your ass"
"Noooooooooooooo"

by kamal Ali January 20, 2004

blow ass

the act excreting gas from the anus

Trevor blows ass on Tmanda's face when she is sleeping. Poor Amanda

by amanda and trevor May 13, 2005

ass cobbler

One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.

That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.

He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!

by Yoshida May 3, 2004