John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
by Audon October 9, 2019
Get the John Brenard Wieksnermug. Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022
Get the St. John's wortmug. by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017
Get the Creamy Johnmug. by the wenis February 20, 2024
Get the john tacomug. Getting a facial with glasses on
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023
Get the John Lennonedmug. (n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014
Get the John Wayne Maybemug. Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
Get the What the Johnmug.