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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.
My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.
by mrvincent May 18, 2021
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cum pets

These kids are cum pets!
by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022
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Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.
10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!
by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024
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Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
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Cum fart

When gay
Christian is gay, so cum fart.
by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022
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Cum

It’s just another Word for sperm, but it is a verb. Also it sounds cooler and is eassier to spell.
PORNHUB: Huge dick cum within 30 seconds.

Kyle: Bet i can cum faster!
by Tjat dude December 1, 2019
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Alien cum

The same thing that comes out of your dick but green and sour
Girl-Oh cum on me

Me-ok

Girl-WHY IS IT GREEN

Me- Its Alien cum
by Riceboy1228 March 7, 2024
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