Shed Back

A condition. Typically occurs on a Monday monring after you’ve spent a Sunday bent over building a shed. You back may never recovere. You are no longer 25z

Got-dayum, I got muhself some shed back after yesterdee’s shed buildin’

by Not Myke September 20, 2021

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Non revolving back door

When only one girl puts there ass on your dick and all the other girls watch and are not allowed to have a go with their own ass

I’m not going to let those hoes have a go - my ass is Joe’s and it’s a non revolving back door

by Too bi ass October 6, 2021

I'll be back

A thing (Some) dads say's...But yet the coward never came back maybe just wait until my 25th birthday he'll probably come back then, Right?

Dad: Yo I'll be back just gotta go get some gas for my truck
Kid: Okay dad be safe i love you...
Dad: uhuh...

*never comes back*

by <3 Ded inside <3 October 9, 2021

GRAB BACK

When you try and have sex with a woman and she doesnt have any ass. Your homies would be like YO U TOTALLY GRAB BACK

Jahlil: Does it grab bqck

"PERSON": IT TOTALLY IS A GRAB BACK

by DONNYFENTYNO69 October 10, 2021

schmookley backed

schmookley backed describes a state of intoxication usually via substances like marijuana, however, it can apply to other substances.

yeah breh, we just hit the doogie and uh... we got so schmookley backed breh... damn breh...

by laurentini linklebery October 12, 2021

Back Noodling

When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.

Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021