blue stfu

blue, please shut the fuck up

blue: hi
everyone: blue stfu

by BeePet July 9, 2021

the blue shirt of bliss

the new blue shirt that benedict cumberbatch looks mighty fine in. (inspired by a tumblr post.)

"OMG did you see the new episode of sherlock where he wears the the blue shirt of bliss???"

by danimcintyre03 February 1, 2017

blue wellie

Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left

Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?

by Stretchytattoo July 13, 2022

Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.

he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)

by defnottim July 15, 2021

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

blue

blue is actually t and he is a bully. if you ever come across him run in a separate direction, or else he will hurt you and your family.

you: oh fuck is that blue??
blue: COME HERE MEOW

by RUEEEE April 30, 2022