Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off

"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."

by aiden2000 October 15, 2025

Rocks

Rocks are what people call cocain, or a ballsack

Me:Yo Jackson went to jail
Henry: why

Me: the 12 found rocks in his apartment

by Jackson perr September 2, 2016

Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.

Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.

by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart

ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

Carry rocks

To have what you need to kill the game. Always winnin

1. Man that boy carry rocks he never lose a game

2. Bump if I carried rocks like that I'd never leave the club without a hoe

by 301Travon June 2, 2018

piece of the rock

question asked by many gay men in California during the early AIDS crisis. Underground lingo for did you sleep with actor Rock Hudson.

Wayne asked Darren has he has a piece of the rock.

by calfisox May 20, 2007

rocking a JD

Someone who looks like joe dirt. they tend to have mullets for haircuts

Rocking a JD example would be Joe dirt who has a mullet from the film Joe Dirt.

by sully142 November 12, 2010