"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016
Get the Big Johnmug. Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
Get the John paul Queefmug. by Noongarnator October 29, 2020
Get the John Merciecamug. 
John’s are typically around 5’8 with curly blonde hair, they are compulsive liars, addicted to smoking weed and vaping, they can be critical and a bit of an asshole. John juniors are especially the worst, they typically enjoy wearing crocs, enjoys looking at men over women, usually they have green and gold eyes (hazel)
by #1 John hater December 2, 2023
Get the Johnmug. Fat Retard who lied about multiple d1 scholarships and pointed and laughed at by everyone, bullied to the point of suicide.
Have you seen John Augustoni recently?
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
You mean the fat retard? Hes over there
Why are people Laughing and pointing?
Cuz hes a fat retard
by matuuey April 15, 2022
Get the John Augustonimug. American actor best known his role as chief of staff for martin sheen's president Bartlett on NBC s the west wing. Spencer got his start in the 1960s on the"Patty duke show". John spencer passed away of a heart attack in 2005. His lantern jaw and deep robust laughter will be missed by all.
John spencer had a wide and varied career in TV. Movies and live theater. As well as recurring roles in the mid 1970s at barter theater in abington virginia.
by 4realazitgits April 13, 2021
Get the John spencermug.