John

A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.

Don't be a john

by A John hater November 22, 2023

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

John

He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky

Wow John is so cute

I know he is the best person ever

by Crackhead ginger October 26, 2019

John baileyol

Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat

Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat

by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022

John

So fuqin sexy, knows how to party, gets shit done, loyal , true friend.
Sexiest body in history and will make you cum in your pants

Bro he’s a John

by jdksexybeast1234 June 6, 2018

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007