Golden Powerwash

A Golden Powerwash is you you take a shit, and then you have to take a piss. You use your piss to clean the remaining shit smears.

Damn, Jack, I had to use a Golden Powerwash to clean off the remaining shit smear, and I flushed a turd.

by Logan0787 May 23, 2023

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Goldie Worthy

Beholding a face worthy of a golden shower.

Golden shower- the act of being peed on the face

Her face is Goldie worthy

by Fleecedontmiss May 25, 2023

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Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

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When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

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Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

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