ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

bust ass

to rip an unprecdentedly large fart, one that sounds like a large plane has just flown overhead

also see busting ass

past tense: busted ass

"Hold on to your hats everyone, I have to bust ass"

"Damn, it sounds like a grizzly bear growling in here! No, it was just dad busting ass again"

"My ol' man busted ass so hard it woke me up!"

by weeze November 16, 2004

hot ass

a term used for the expression of giving or receiving the best sex you've ever had.

hot ass! yo girl you want some hot ass!
mmm...hot ass!

by picadoo May 20, 2005

ass pirate

Joe Stortz or seeking out of another mans asshole for a great amount of pleasure.

Joe Stortz had sex with 50 other man!!! DAMN he is an ass pirate.

by Mike Jackson April 1, 2005

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

extreme ass

A term to describe a butt that is unusually big. This will make you stare and maybe even drool. The official way to determine this is an ass to waist ratio of 10 or higher, however when it cannot be measured it is discretionary.

booty geography will tell you where this is the most common and least common

(girl walks in)

Boy1: (stares at girl with eyes wide) DAMN!!!!!

Boy2: (stares at girl with eyes wide) That girl is super thick

Boy1: (still staring) She's got an extreme ass

by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010