You're fuckin your girl in the ass cause she is on her period. Then before you cum, stick it in her bloody vaj and unload one on her back, while wiping your shit and bloody covered cock on her back.
by Joe P Leprechaun October 18, 2008
Get the Bloody Squirrelmug. a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.
Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."
or
"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
or
"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016
Get the dirt squirrelmug. Karl: "Man, that bitch is super hot, I'm going for it"
DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"
Karl: "Squirrel bait?"
Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"
DR. Fishstick: "Karl, not only is she squirrel bait, she is spilt milk." "You need to quit drinking!"
Karl: "Squirrel bait?"
Dr. Fishstick: "Ya, Dude she's fucking nuts!"
by cheese4green September 20, 2011
Get the Squirrel Baitmug. The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
by Chickenarms March 31, 2011
Get the Squirrel sockmug. Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.
However this will cure most nut allergies.
Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
Man 2: Do you mean sex?
Man 1: Why yes, I do.
Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"
Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.
Man 2: What a tragedy.
Man 1: Indeed.
by squirrel rape February 22, 2012
Get the Squirrel Aidsmug. The drunk bitch that was sucking my dick at the party never expected to get the squirrel jaws as I was shooting my cock juice.
by Rob MFK August 12, 2006
Get the squirrel jawsmug. A piece or pieces of excrement.
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".
by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007
Get the Mud-squirrelmug.