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chilly-whip

1. The act of slapping one's own cock across the face of another, preferably leaving red mark and/or jizz drip.
After I nutted in Sue's mouth I whipped it out quick and chilly-whipped her face.
by JD Bags December 10, 2003
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money whip

the one and only certain way to secure the attention, and, in turn, the services of a bitch in vegas

the act of removing your cash load from your left front pocket so the stripper/hooker/casino fly next to you will catch just enough of a glimpse to cause a small amount of blood to rush into her vagina thus jump starting the process which culminates 15 minutes later with standing up rooftop hotel sex
Rathe: Oh shit, Campo's reaching for his loot. He's gonna money whip that bitch.

Rocky: Is that teen spirit that I smell?
by drpoonandtheteenangels November 21, 2009
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the hair whip

A sex act, in which the female straddles the male and proceeds to quickly move her head in a circular motion, making her hair "whip" accross her partner(s) face.
See kinky
rita is so kinky, she loves to do the hair whip.
by mac rob June 11, 2006
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Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.
by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014
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pussy whipped

when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
by orangechicken October 9, 2004
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nopussy whipped

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.
A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.
by bigdawginthelog March 13, 2010
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Ninja Whipped

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
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