Weirf

(adj.) weird but also fantastic. Think of that girl who goes to your school who wears mismatched knee-high socks and carries a crocheted purse around for some reason but is also willing to let you cheat off of her on your finals and always has an extra pencil that you can borrow. Can also be used as a noun in the form of "weirfo."

person 1: Dude I walked in on Trevor performing a seance in the hallway and he gave me his last Thin Mints.
person 2: Sounds about right, Trevor's pretty weirf.

by Arthur the Aardvark November 19, 2019

weird paul

the man, the myth, the legend and the creator of "hot water heater" and "peanut butter recall".
he's the "first" youtuber to ever grace the human mind.

guy 1:"yo it's weird paul!"
guy 2:"yeah, he needs more subscribers"

by A.penis September 30, 2021

Weirdassprettythey

Fucking crazy

“Do you follow weirdassprettythey?”
“Of course I don’t, I’m not a lunatic “

by Gone girl 123 November 8, 2021

Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Steed weight

The weight a male maintains because it makes women want to mount him

She was attracted to him because he was at his steed weight.

by JBottum May 16, 2013

jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 9, 2014

Pulling a Weiner

The act of accidentally sending a private image public over the internet.

When Judy sent a naked selfie to everyone, the irony of a woman pulling a Weiner was evident.

by Shockedqueen May 14, 2014