When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...
Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*
by Nunyabiznass August 19, 2007
by JJOJJOJJOJJO February 25, 2009
by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
a shorter, caucasion man with an incredibly distinct voice that is extremely low as he has been completely done with puberty since third grade. This type of individual consistently mutters wedge while bouncing along through the hallways or barracks of a building
by VirginsRule November 30, 2010
A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.
...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?
by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008
When a female has a wedgie in the frontal region.
The crease will look like a taco.
And not the kind you want to eat.
The crease will look like a taco.
And not the kind you want to eat.
by leeemacy April 22, 2011
by DarkH8r August 22, 2017