Sand Wedgie

When at the beach, one scoops up a clump of moist sand and drops it in another person's bathing suit bottoms, then procedes to give the person a wedgie, thus ensuring that the sand is in the crack of the person's butt. Very painful...

Person 1: Hey man, you just gave me a wedgie!
Person 2: No dude, that was a sand wedgie
Person 1: It's gonna take me forever to get all that sand out...*pummels person 1*

by Nunyabiznass August 23, 2007

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wedgie butt

when large women have small taco looking butts on their large butts.

Hilda walked by me and her wedgie butt looked really hungry.

by JJOJJOJJOJJO February 25, 2009

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Get the wedgie buttmug.

atomic wedgie

A wedgie that makes ur ass bleed and hurts like hell.

I gave that pussy brady a atomic wedgie and he started to cry.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

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wedgie bush

a shorter, caucasion man with an incredibly distinct voice that is extremely low as he has been completely done with puberty since third grade. This type of individual consistently mutters wedge while bouncing along through the hallways or barracks of a building

"dahss wedge!"- wedgie bush
"gwap!"- wedgie bush
gettin that dick sucked!- wedgie bush

by VirginsRule December 1, 2010

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Get the wedgie bushmug.

texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.

...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008

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