Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

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Company Grade Weather

An Uncommon Air Force Slang for "really fucking bad weather" thunderstorms,high winds or 0 visibility in the sky for miles used as a joke to new pilots who haven't only experienced calm to lighty moderate weather and not the full force of mother nature but rarely said as it was a injoke for a long time.

New Pilot: goddamn that was some mean turbulence dude
Experienced Pilot : man this aint shit you should have seen me and my last Wingman in "Company Grade Weather"

by Tombstone IBBY October 23, 2023

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quivering nether weather

The act of a "Gothic" girl being aroused.

The immense wizard caused her quivering nether weather.

by AzCrackZ May 8, 2025

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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

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teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.

This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

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