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port washington 

Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
i love all my port people!!!

Joint Washington 

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
Joint Washington by AubChapo October 6, 2016

Connor Washington 

Very fast faggot. He also has a bad hairline, like really far back. He thinks he has friends.
Chris: Have you heard about that new kid Connor Washington.

James: Yeah isn't he really gay or something.

Chris: Yeah but he is really fast.

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks
michael washington by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019

tiana washington 

Tiana Washington got alllll the snacks. Snacks for days. Human vending machine.
tiana washington by Sky (tehe) March 28, 2020

eliott washington

the best and ONLY ro-wrestling president to ever live
eliott washington by jahari October 12, 2020