Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

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wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.

Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’

by Lanky J November 24, 2022

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Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023

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Wallet

A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.

I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.

by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024

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