Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.

Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.

by Ronnie Emersen August 4, 2007

road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005

waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

by Sarepta May 13, 2006

Waffle Stomp

An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.

“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”

by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019

Waffles and Pancakes

An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”

Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?

Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...

by Pantshitter5 October 25, 2020

stomp waffle

When you shit yourself in the shower, and you see pushing it down the drain with your foot as the only option.

Mom : Billy why is the shower filling up with brown liquid again

Billy : sorry mom I made another stomp waffle ;)

by Birdperson69 November 24, 2016

muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013