"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"
by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 18, 2012

by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.
3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.
(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)
by DaTroot April 25, 2014

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.
by LuckyCow September 4, 2016

by fucking mad lad douglas March 2, 2021
