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vibe vision

The super human ability to see vibrations that emanate off of human beings, animals, plants, and other natural entities.
"Woah man... I can see your aura and all of the good vibrations resonating from your soul, out of your body... I think I've got vibe vision."
by DKron October 19, 2011
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Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.
Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.
by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011
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Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.
Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.
by Chase Welch October 23, 2011
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Googly Vision

When one has reached a point in their sobriety level (high or drunk) where a female who wouldn't look good, looks especially sexy.
A: she looks so good when i have googly vision
B: those blondes, always look good when you've got your googly vision on.
by Rank.Indian November 13, 2011
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Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023
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elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
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vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.
Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 30, 2023
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