vag-veg

Male turned vegetarian to date vegetarian females who only date vegetarians.

He turned vag-veg to bang Barbies's bean bag.

by MCdirtYardLoc September 15, 2012

Vag-ek

Someone who bitches about or think's they're entitled to a spot or item open to the public

Saw that "vag-ek" from the comment section today, sounds like a complete bitch.

by smoothy berries May 25, 2021

Yeast Vag

When a girl has a massive yeast infection and has the ability to queef and blow bread bubbles with her gangrenous lips.

Her yeast vag blew some bread in my face and it exploded and I got cum in my mouth.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

Vag Flash

when a girl flashes her vagina to people.

all the thots be into vag flashing now!

by tommy_kingston January 14, 2016

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011

free vagging

Akin to going commando, but for females.

Stacy didn't feel like wearing underwear, she was free vagging a bit.

by Martymar76 November 16, 2016