suicide unicorn

The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.

Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.

by J. Peasemold Gruntfuddick III April 23, 2009

Unicorn Kid

Unicorn Kid is a guy called Olly from Edinburgh who is a 17 year old DJ, he is a rising star in the Techno scene and has a lot of talent.

unicorn kid was amazing at that gig in inverness!

by Insomnia! November 29, 2009

unicorn'd

changing someones computer background. usually to a unicorn or something girly or odd , and usually in school.

hey dude, look at his back ground.
haha he got unicorn'd.
lol, yupp.

by coltg April 25, 2010

Unichin

When someone's chin isn't double but runs directly from ones chin to ones neck at a 45 degree angle.

The opposite of Double Chin

Think Cankels except in the neck area.

I tried to kiss her "Unichin" I could not tell if I got her face, chin, neck or shoulders

by Dude 7206 September 22, 2010

uniclops

a person with one eye due to an accident or assault. not to be confused with a cyclops, who naturally has one eye.

Billy got into a boating accident. he lost his eye, sorry son of a bitch is now a uniclops.

by ah92387 December 9, 2012

Unicorn Police Department

The Unicorn Police Department is... A rogue alliance created by the notorious banished prince of the royal family and the 3rd in line to the thrown, Tommy Thorn. The back story of Thomas starts with His sister deacon, One day tommy was walking around in his mansion as a little 8 year old when the most unexpected thing occurred, An assassin broke into the castle and killed his mother and gave his sister a punch that made her think she was a guy. Tommy confronted his father asking him "Why was my mother killed? why was her personal guard reduced? why wasn't there any increase in her personal guards when you knew she was being targeted?" he replied "The strong kill the weak, she was weak." tommy yelled "Then i don't want to be strong i am renouncing my line to the thrown!" He yelled "YOU ARE NOTHING! you have never existed in my eyes! you cant renounce your line to the thrown because you never existed!" Tommy vowed he would exact his vengeance. He created the organisation to destroy the strong and protect the week. He is the Leader of The Unicorn Police Department.

The Strong will die and the weak will strive for that is the Unicorn Police Department Way!

by BlazingBlueX March 13, 2013

Unicourse

1. The act of engaging in self sexual intercourse.

2. Politically correct way of telling someone to go fuck yourself.

1. Dave told his friends... Man, my wifes been out of town for too long, had some awesome unicourse last night, but my bunghole is awfully sore today!"

2. Martha was being extremely bothered by Bill... "Hey Bill, please leave me alone and unicourse off!"

by Dawg gone it! September 3, 2013