Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.

Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12

by Motorway6 April 26, 2023

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

uber nervous

very nervous, super nervous

"über" is German for over, beyond. It somehow found its way to the English language loosing the umlaut, however.

It's the first time the band will play a stadium gig, I bet they're uber nervous.

by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

Uber Yesness

Finding success or achievement with little or no effort. The decision to improve or better oneself or surroundings yielding outstanding results from exceptional conditions. Perhaps it's karma, or maybe fate. Maybe it's nothing preordained, just the right place at the right time.

It was the yesness when I desired to try learn karate. It was uber yesness that a karate teacher was in the room when I decided.

by TheDr Professor September 3, 2019

Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016