Nelly Tucker

a stinky person

"Nelly Tucker is stinky"
"yes"

by pp gamer of the Gucci May 3, 2021

tucker

that guy you know you shouldn’t like, but goddamn it you just can’t help it.

i love talking to tucker
tucker is so sweet
me and tucker are just friends

by star maiden July 28, 2022

alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

Half Tucker

A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.

I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.

I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.

by The no tuck prince June 30, 2022

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Tucker Fucker

A stupid fucking prick with a huge retarded white moustache and has the worst fucking buzz cut in existence.

Atef- "Oi, have you heard of the stupid DNT teacher?"
Shanon - "Yeah, isn't that the Tucker Fucker?"

by Atef Lord August 17, 2022

Tucker

A very very very very very very very very very very very very tall South African guy who really loves Hummus and Lentil soup.

Look, here is Tucker. He is eating Hummus and Lentil soup.

by bubbleslovingsara September 8, 2022