A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their hugefront end and bright lights”.
A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
A Bubba truck is a four wheel drive pickup that usually has some or all of the following characteristics: a leveling kit or small lift kit, large tires with stock wheels, a toolbox, grill guard, and loud exhaust.
(n.) A bodaciously large ass that slams and bounces with each step. Usually there is a ripple that bounces throughout the cheek as the foot hits the ground.
Daaamn dude she got that dump-truck ass!! Look at that shit, everytime she step it go 'bah' 'bah' 'bah'
A Cencal truck is a truck with an outrageously big lift, big chrome rims and relatively small tires. Said truck is usually seen with powder coated lift components and sagging in the rear. These trucks are extremely clean, they are not used for work, and see nothing but pavement.
"Hey Brah wanna go do some 4 wheeling in your cencal truck?"
"Sure Brah! Lets go climb that curb and flex hard!"