Traffuckery

Noun

Traffic snarl up usually caused by drivers suspending common sense resulting in road rage, overlapping, chaos and generally poor judgement in execution of road rules.
Most of the time its in rush hour, accidents and a lane is closed or a bad storm.
You literaly have no option but to sit through it as you curse under your breath.

Sorry guys am late! I was caught up in a traffuckery!

by robahrdm November 25, 2021

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Traffic

In the car , going somewhere , busy

Hey wyd ? Shit I’m in traffic right now wyd

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Trafficful

A road with a shit ton of traffic.

Stfu im on a trafficful road right now mum

by 6 inches April 21, 2022

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.

My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.

by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022

traffic cone rock

a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.

“what do you think of this song?”

“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”

by nyxy.bo.bixy24 January 15, 2023