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touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.
Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night
by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016
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Invisible Touch

When a woman has more to her then it seems.
where you know she'll fuck up your life but you want her just the same.
a temptress in ye olde english
She has a built in ability-to take everything she sees...
and now it seems I'm falling, falling for her!

she seems to have an invisible touch (yeah)
by random-Genesis-fan January 16, 2008
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touchdown boy

a guy that scores both on and off the field (both in football or other such sports and with the ladies)
referenced in blink 182's song of the same name

"I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores"
That Kevin is such a touchdown boy. He's out on the football field scoring points every game. And then after he gets tons of action from girls, probably because they're impressed by his athletic skills.
by tchdwnboy August 15, 2009
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touching tips

When two heads of a dick touch eachother
by BON3R GARAGE July 28, 2016
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toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen
Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes
by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018
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Touch grass

It means you’re developingchronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.
Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”
by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023
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brown touch

AKA "poop touch"

A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."

"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014
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