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Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.
Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?
by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010
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toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.
by Unstable1 April 8, 2010
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Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.
"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."
by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019
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Toilet Chalk

Clay poop marks left inside the toilet after someone takes a dump.
Patty grossed everyone out after she wrote on the inside of the bowl with toilet chalk.
by Hambits November 12, 2011
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Toilet Ninja

Mainly corporate personell who go to great lengths at avoiding being seen taking a crap at the workplace toilet
" Hey Bob I felt something whiz by me while I was taking a piss, weird"
"Oh that was most likely Phil, he doesn't like people seeing come out of the crapper, he's a toilet Ninja"
by The Firezombie June 24, 2008
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skibi toilet

when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
by Umar9man August 13, 2023
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Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.
I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.
by Phast January 8, 2009
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