Whiskey Barrier

Noun, the phenomenon where the drinker (typically of whiskey) crosses the line between amiable drunkeness and becomes a miserable fucking cunt.

Or

The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.

Mark, "I got so cunted last night I crossed the whiskey barrier and became so fucking depressed I could have cut my own head off if I was not so uncoordinated."

Or

Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."

by Grandsire November 18, 2018

sunshine going through a glass of whiskey

The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.

Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.

by LPCollins December 12, 2018

whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018

Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.

Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently

by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018

Whiskey clit

When a clitoris is so numbed by alcohol that you can pound that shot all day. And there will no effect.

When a bitch gets Whiskey clit, it’s like taking a butter knife to a diamond.

by Karrrrlito January 22, 2019

Whiskey

When your doing something outrageous or crazy.

Yo! Your doing that, na u whiskey.

by Worstceejay November 8, 2023

Whiskey click

Making questionable decisions on a device while intoxicated on whiskey.

Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.

by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024